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shi
Posted 10 years ago
done.
IndustrialBunni
Posted 10 years ago
YES O<->O ssssssss
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Jtab request

Hi, jtab is coming on these days to spout vitriol and ban everyone whenever he can. I think mudding his account would easily remove his negative influence.

I think jtab is a special case, otherwise I'd think the personal tools the best option.

XIX
Posted 10 years ago
Would you care to point out this activity in the logs...


http://wetlogs.blogspot.co.uk/


Crustolio
Posted 10 years ago
mfw i've been banned by dross more than jtab
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
nu uh
Crustolio
Posted 10 years ago
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
it was ok
3_D
Posted 10 years ago
You won't.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
cute. and done.
Meaning
Posted 10 years ago
404 redirect

My request is for the old game urls to either redirect or have a message and link to the play.4lfa .

Even a few of the regular users seemed to not even know what play.4lfa is.
XIX
Posted 10 years ago
which urls would these be?

We have accumulated quite a few over the years.

The only ones I've updated are of the wetdike.wetgenes.com type
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
The ones you just fixed

Basement.wetgenes.com was getting a 404 for me till recently while diamonds.wetgenes was redirecting.
Meaning
Posted 10 years ago
EMERGENCY

WE ARE OUT OF NACHOS

pls fix
shi
Posted 10 years ago
reg ate all the nachos.
darkest_waist
Posted 10 years ago
Possible new blip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqGmwpzXNug

Can this be added as a blip please?
desu_boku
Posted 10 years ago
can we stick to having one blip request thread thanks
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Maybe it should be stickied.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
good blip - added.
Darkaruki
Posted 10 years ago
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Yeah, give orders. I hear they like that.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
cool blip - added.
kite
Posted 10 years ago
afk bffing

maybe to help with this afk bff protecting the bff doing the protecting should be danced into the room to protect, what do ya'll think?
jellybean
Posted 10 years ago
ummm, world peas!
Erik_Revolution
Posted 10 years ago
Admins stopped caring about power balance when they created hoe house. Not even worth arguing at this point in time, it will never change. That user who puts the most effort into building their wetgenes crowns will get the rewarded power. And we all know who the Unemployed New Yorker virgin who spends entire weeks on here is...No, not you dross, you're not from New York.

It is a lost cause, in my opinion.
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Erik_Revolution wrote on Fri, 25 April 2014 06:34Admins stopped caring about power balance when they created hoe house. Not even worth arguing at this point in time, it will never change. That user who puts the most effort into building their wetgenes crowns will get the rewarded power. And we all know who the Unemployed New Yorker virgin who spends entire weeks on here is...No, not you dross, you're not from New York.

It is a lost cause, in my opinion.

I'm not unemployed or a virgin either, but I do spend most weekends at home these days.
Darkaruki
Posted 10 years ago
Get rid of KAM.

this insecure insane person with delusions of grandeur ruins the website because normal people who aren't 14 years old can't afford to be on wetgenes 24/7 trying to prevent anyone who registered before him from using the website

this dude gagged my real life friend who was brand new to the website after he asked where he was from, and my friend responded with "The Ukraine". KAM said "I hate everyone from the UK" and gagged him.

Considering the devs are from the UK which he hates everyone from, he literally cannot even tell the difference between 'The UK' and 'The Ukraine', he gagged a new user before they even knew what was going on, he almost completely prevents a large number of users from visitting the website at all and allowing him to continue using the website is just damaging his mental health further he should be either mudded or KOS IP banned, I recall this discussion being brought up before and XIX or Shi said that although they'd like to IP ban him it's not that simple, as he can simply use proxies or a dynamic IP, but I would say that a solution may be to give a few trusted users the ability to "identify" a user as KAM, mudding them and their IP, and the users given the ability to do this would have all of their KAM reports double checked or something of the sort. I think this would work because it wouldn't actually prevent KAM from using the website, so if he feels absolutely compelled to continue using the website he can, but he would know that his abusive behaviour won't be tolerated because as soon as he begins acting up that IP will be mudded if one of the users are present.


This is just my idea on how to deal with the situation, if the case is just that IP banning/mudding him is not a viable option.

I actually typed out something a lot more in-depth and complete but accidentally backspaced so whatever I guess, this is probably good enough.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
also, mawile, crown get.
ABRAXAS
Posted 9 years ago
woah remember when this was a thing
why was this a thing
traces
Posted 9 years ago
it was never a thing
also fish is a newfag
Xenon
Posted 10 years ago
BFF protection

We have KAM's cookie-hoarding alt, erika_revolution, logged in almost at all hours in a protected room, allowing his BFF DROSS to alienate whomever he chooses with impunity. Banhappy folks gon' keep any guests who aren't complete bootlickers out.

wtb nerf for neutrality

#wow #whoa
Meaning
Posted 10 years ago
I'm rather offended by the allegation that I would ban a guest for not licking my boot. My first thought about guests is whether they are jtab or big_al.

But my second thought is, if they aren't being rascist or something similar, to help them. This is one of my highest priorities.

I don't think you're being honest here. You just want to nerf it because you don't like my taste and it takes a modicum of effort to ban me at the moment.


More over, besides jtab or big_al who have long forced my hand, I don't abuse the power this grants me. Did I not extend a peace branch to what the bonk when it became clear his retaliatory ban would not work?

Everything is going to be ok, Xenon.

#BanBig_Al2012
Xenon
Posted 10 years ago
Extending a peace branch as the aggressor, after the damage is done is false charity at best.
Your taste is dismissible in this argument, but you feel like you're fit to represent the entire community, doing so with an unmatched arrogance. Even if the fictional omnipotent beings of WetGenes were lesser people, this arrogance would be unfitting of them.

You silence others the moment you run into the slightest disagreement with them. If this is not abuse, what is it? Only when they display more than a modicum of persistence do you attempt any diplomacy. This is when any guest would have long forgotten the site in search of greener pastures.
Meaning
Posted 10 years ago
After the damage? I can dispel you, I can heal you, I can even touch you. And did you know you can use cookies to be unbanned? I'm sorry, but I think you should turn the crocodile tears down a knotch.

Also you're greatly exxagerating my actions. Like, a lot. Who did I silence for disagreeing with me? I might bork them, everyone loves swedes. Bork bork bork
riflebird
Posted 10 years ago
Thunderdomes should not be declined

I recommend removing the option to decline a thunderdome. This would help people like Dross, who dismisses the battles as 'not being worth it' out of fear of being mudded.
Meaning
Posted 10 years ago
I guess yo ears are as messed up as those shifty eyes
desu_boku
Posted 10 years ago
I can't tell who's KAM and who's not anymore.
entombor2
Posted 10 years ago
aren't we all kam
ChiLLaXN
Posted 10 years ago
Tv YaY

Could tv yay be buffed so instead of each yay you get exponentially more than two cookies and then a nerf on cookies saying yay on your own video
shi
Posted 10 years ago
the few cookies you get is the nerf. so, no.
kite
Posted 10 years ago
Am I proxying corectly?

This is tough to do
KAM
Posted 10 years ago
THE STUFF!

We need more PokEmon stuff :}


DISORIENTED CHOCOLATE CUSTARD PIE

http://puu.sh/5YLFy.jpg

and rainbow colored text

O_O how about a thumbs up/down vote for each forum post? O_O
I_Am_Manga
Posted 10 years ago
nou
kite
Posted 10 years ago
i think kam just wants this to use his 10,000 alts to remove posts that aren't convenient for him
jellybean
Posted 10 years ago
lol ^
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Telnet and Ne'er do wells

Hello,

Can we have a level cap on telnet? I don't know how hard that might be to do, but a good chance that some of the code speakers might be interested in this concept besides the elder gods.

Specifically Swag is using telnet to avoid identification, input attack lines on entire rooms, and make thunderdome ineffective (he is using his iphone apparently).

This a short time after he was complaining about how the christmas season weighed heavily on him.

Wait, Who is swag again?
Bitch
Posted 10 years ago
Can I claim to be SWAG and just ride on his reputation/work? I always wanted to be a drama causing fuckface, but I never had the no-life to do it.
kite
Posted 10 years ago
just ask kam for the password, and ride on his work
Bitch
Posted 10 years ago
kite wrote on Mon, 06 January 2014 07:38just ask kam for the password, and ride on his work


oboi dat sowndz nawteeee
Bitch
Posted 10 years ago
New Shadow Over Wetville Feature

I love myself more than anything in the world. So I demand that I am given the ability to protect myself - via the protect command at the very least.

Either that or have an entire new villager made up named Bitch and exclusive to me. Her ability will be that she has the option to fully protect anyone she chooses for that round. Which means the protected one can't be lynched or occultist'd/psychopath'd to death. Of course I won't use that ability on anyone else, so that means I'll always win. Which is how things should be.
kite
Posted 10 years ago
>.>
shi
Posted 10 years ago
oh. my.
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Proposal for a new dedicated tv room

http://www.youtube.com/user/HopeTreks/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=dd

The above link is a youtube channel of over 6 thousand videos of a gesturing speaking robot speaking facts about countless subjects.

I think it would be a great tv room. Maybe facts.tv or something. Perhaps not if it would take up any amount of effort, but on principle I think this is the kind of thing you do like, oh wetted gods.

Though the multiroom new video notification would be a bit much given their shorter duration.
desu_boku
Posted 10 years ago
how about 2008.tv so we can pretend it's the good old days again
Bitch
Posted 10 years ago
Jesus fucking christ, 6000+ videos and they are on average 3 minutes long?

WAT IS DIS

It'd be cool if they were 10-15 seconds long though, so they could all be blips. :<
shi
Posted 10 years ago
terminated account :/
DROSS
Posted 10 years ago
Thunderdome Takumikun

Hello,

I would like to pursue the events needed to require Takumikun to answer my calls to thunderdome.

With his hoehouse crowns I can't abide his toxic influence and so I seek honorable combat to end this once and for all until the yearly reset.

As for scheduling I am free all days except for the 7th as of now. I'm finally using up these vacation days.

Takumikun you and I are due for fate and justice to decide the rift between us, your crowns will fall.
kite
Posted 10 years ago
exactly
I_Am_Manga
Posted 10 years ago
Hoe House is horrible and should be abolished.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
totally.
traces
Posted 11 years ago
tv audio swaps

can you guys make a thing where if i type tv play 1tJm_ntOlRk OxlJLz9M8hQ it would play the audio off one and the video off the other, letting us do like live mixes

that would be fucking great, especially if you could do audio swaps without the video ending
audovoice
Posted 11 years ago
I know I am not up to it. I am just pipedreaming. Isn't this just sort of a would'nt it be nice sort of topic?
traces
Posted 11 years ago
i was high when i came up with this
i later considered audioswapping everything with piclownjew
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
I thought that was the basis for this post :}

WOAHHhhhh... he stole that guy's BWUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUHAUUAHUAUAHUAUH
saltyfish
Posted 11 years ago
post videos with 0 timelock

I often post stillscreen videos and I often sux them so other people can post videos.

to be able to post videos with a timelock of 0 would make it easier.



err can this be done?

please and thankyou
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
hmmmmm, howabout a

tv next videoid

which is like a tv next but you get to choose the id, (and it doesn't count as a request, so no timelock, no rewards, etc)

Wait does tv next work? IF not then that means I'll also make tv next work.
traces
Posted 11 years ago
canadian kams
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
kite
Posted 11 years ago
scrach that
kite
Posted 11 years ago
live stream

i saw in live stream that it can be embeded and i wonder if it can be used in wetgenes some how, if not the in the public rooms maybe privet ones

<iframe width="640" height="385" src=" http://cdn.livestream.com/embed/kitestv?layout=4&color=0x000000&autoPlay=true&mute=false&iconColorOver=0xe7e7e7&iconColor=0xcccccc&allowchat=true&height=385&width=640" style="border:0;outline:0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>
kite
Posted 11 years ago
ok now how can i set my stream with that?
traces
Posted 11 years ago
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> <head> <link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" /> <script type="text/javascript" src="script.js"></script> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> <title>Pandora</title> </head> <body onload="onLoadFunc()"> <div class="videoContainer"> <object class="embeddedFlash" id="LSPlayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn.livestream.com/grid/LSPlayer.swf?channel=evil1&amp;color=0x000000&amp;autoPlay=true"> <param name="movie" value="http://cdn.livestream.com/grid/LSPlayer.swf?channel=evil1&amp;color=0x000000&amp;autoPlay=true"></param> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param> <param name="allowNetworking" value="all"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="flashvars" value="channel=evil1"></param> </object> </div> <div class="chatContainer"> <object class="embeddedFlash" id="Procaster" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="u_r_my_catbutt.tv.swf"> <param name="movie" value="u_r_my_catbutt.tv.swf"></param> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param> <param name="allowNetworking" value="all"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> </object> </div> </body> </html>

that's index

html{height:100%;width:100%;margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;background-color:#000000;overflow:hidden;}body{height:100%;width:100%;margin:0px;padding:1px;border:0px;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;background-color:#000000;overflow:hidden;}.embeddedFlash{height:100%;width:100%;margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;}.videoContainer{position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;right:30%;bottom:0px;margin:0px;padding:1px;border:0px;}.chatContainer{position:absolute;top:0px;left:70%;right:0px;bottom:0px;margin:0px;padding:1px;border:0px;}

that's your stylesheet

function onLoadFunc() {}

and that's script.js

i didn't write any of these so they're probably bad. but just replace evil1 with your own thing
jellybean
Posted 10 years ago
/me claps
kite
Posted 11 years ago
time skiping

time skipping videos has stopped working
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
I changed nothing, either time, it looked like a youtube problem so I guess they fixed it...
kite
Posted 11 years ago
oh it seams that time skipping randomly stops working at some point in the day
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
I'm going to be assuming this is a youtube problem again and wait for it to fix itself.
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
An Idea to consider

so a thought came to me after the server kaibosh. what if we spaced out daily updates to once a week? i mean it would solve quite a few problems, one of them being cookie inflation. With this in place, invokes would be limited, i mean there would be 15 punches max over the course of a week at the most, and bans would stick. Give these people some REAL fire to play with, let's see who gets burned. Even if you don't consider this, this would still be interesting to try for a month or two. The lack of cookies would cause some interesting events, there would be about 125k per user over the course of a week, which with cookies being so precious, would spurn the use of private rooms more, and give people reason to stay around. people who didn't exactly get along might get to bank, you never know. this could potentially unite the site, less stupid drama over stupid shit. Who knows, this could make users more active, i mean if i had to keep careful watch over my cookies from jews, i'd be on all the time.
kite
Posted 11 years ago
ya i like the idea of a day or a month with no updates. maybe even a week like the last week of every month, or first
traces
Posted 11 years ago
just stop banking
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
this would sort of keep things interesting. i hope the gods consider this, and hell we should try it once for shits and giggles.
sixth
Posted 11 years ago
gotta go fast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXxshQ

we need a reg sanic command, for when traces is too busy for it
jellybean
Posted 10 years ago


still no sanic
it needs to happen though, what's that video the one with the treadmill ye we need that one
shi
Posted 10 years ago
sanic should be in the tv list now. sorry for the wait.
Hiduko
Posted 11 years ago
dem bans

the level difference penalty for banning is way too low.
double it and then it will be k
also we're out of nachos
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
Too complicated, add ranch
shi
Posted 11 years ago
+1 for hummus.
kite
Posted 11 years ago
nachos
i vote for
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
an idea for faggots to stay banned

i feel as if bans are sort of useless on this site. the bans don't last long enough for people to fear them, and people simply get easy cookies to get out of them too quickly. a simple idea that could potentially work would be to raise the cost of unbanning to 2 cookies per second. Another idea would be to add a feature that lets you ban someone for a set amount of cookies. (i.e derpaherp has 60k cookies, bans herfaderf for an hour)
sixth
Posted 11 years ago
are we really thinking people dont have enough power? you were wanting new people in here zeeky, i dont think giving traces the power of life and death over a ban is a way to get em
Athens
Posted 11 years ago
Dude when I get banned it takes me like..... a day to get out of it. They don't need to last longer =(
Dis is bad.
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
Lately, whenever I get banned I just close the tab and go to sleep. I doubt anything will change if the bans were costlier.
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
I don't know what I really want

I was thinking of a god making their personal ranking table, or top 10 or bottom 10 for users on the forum.
Cuz we don't really know if we're a bother, a help, or just some dude typing some derp


Also rainbows everywhere. Rainbow frames, rainbow genitals, catching lucky's lucky charms...
rainbow weed...
updated by moderator in rainbow
kite
Posted 11 years ago
your number -10
shi
Posted 11 years ago
use the site, have fun with it. if you find yourself hating it, take a break. don't bother us.
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
Make Users Gain Levels For Account Age

Hello,

will someone help me make code? the idea is having users gain 1 level in each clan per year of being here. maybe this can be implemented easily as crowns?

signed,

richie
GoldenLeaf
Posted 11 years ago
How many times can you OAP a year?
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
365
rockgvmt
Posted 11 years ago
i care about wetgenes
Meaning
Posted 11 years ago
Wierd fontsts

I think these game and green subtext fonts are hard to read.
If you click the link it will show the 100% zoom screencap on my 1080 width screen.
http://i.imgur.com/jWT6E9X.png
i- i'm sorry..
Athens
Posted 11 years ago
You need to balance the brightness and contrast on your screen. That's why the lettering blends with the background and such.


Is one I reference for a quick check of color balance.. You should see all the changes of color on that map, the reds in Texas and oranges through the Tennessee area tend to blend on some monitors.
Do the same for your greys (grays).
shi
Posted 11 years ago
aye, as designed.
kite
Posted 11 years ago
reg guessing game[CLOSED]

im thinking of a wetfaggot guess it and win a cookie!

Jtab

add this mabe?
Bitch
Posted 11 years ago
It should just be jtab every single time.
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
True dat, Jmad would need his own reg clue.

I just thought what if jtab was something you were to draw in itsacoop... oh lordy...
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
let us try not to give jtables any more attention

hope his memory shall be swept under the proverbial rug
ADMIN
Posted 11 years ago
Hi, I am Admin[DENIED]

I should be moderator because I am Admin.

traces
Posted 11 years ago
it spin inta isself!
desu_boku
Posted 11 years ago
I'm a moderator. And I don't even come here anymore.

Shit, son, step it up.
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
Mods or GTFO.
Bitch
Posted 11 years ago
More massls pls

We need avatars that have muscles for WetVill. Massls 4 bulge threads 24/7 ok???
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
Following up with an Idea

from a previous thread, i agree with dross that we should start cycling out older blips. when you first see them they're alright, but as it is i can quote almost everyone by memory. also a general blip suggestion thread.
Hiduko
Posted 11 years ago
does are some good tvs
Hobbes
Posted 11 years ago
It Stinks, Now I've Seen Everything, Wack and Cowboy Curtis get my vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1SvA-bvAM there is mine
King
Posted 11 years ago
hello nice to have u visit plz enter code
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
I just hada crazy ass idea

What if need tag to post video? Tagging Tuesdays? This is a derpy idea, I just posted it for the thought of everyone fighting over the tag to post their video
traces
Posted 11 years ago
what if zelda was a girl
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
Give us the coding for this and we MIGHT implent it or not.
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
has anyone actually ever been as far as coding they didn't use?
sixth
Posted 11 years ago
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry jam....

Could i have a Title 0?

also is there any way to get an update to the manual? i get some useful info from KAM Fi_shi Erik and some of the others, but its hard to know what to ask for sometimes. Maybe an elaboration on the room command rules and extended protection for the room owner if possible.
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
where's the beef?
goldfishwarrior
Posted 10 years ago
the only trouble I'm having is with changing forms,I know I have to pay certain bots to become certain forms, but they hang around certain rooms and you have to be those forms to enter those rooms.
I'm starting to think this is all a sekrit club mentality where you have to be bitten by other players to enter rooms,who have somehow become those forms themselves
traces
Posted 11 years ago
point out occults

occults should know who the other occults are right off the bat
the game is horribly stacked against occults
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
there are several human powers, i feel that shadow would be interesting with a couple occult powers other then kill, like a poseur equivelent occult, sort of an occult that looks human, but can still kill
traces
Posted 11 years ago
or we could just get rid of all the retarded extra classes
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
that's what makes the game interesting though
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
Blip request

this would make a funny blip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zUWXKThqHw
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
Just a reminder of the very simple deal a deal that applies to everything around here.

Give us some thing that you have made yourself and it will probably go in instantly.

Give us a link to something made by someone else and it probably wont.

I've actually taken some time to set things up so it is easier than ever for me to add blips, seriously I go to a youtube page and click a couple of buttons. BOOOM done.

yet I am still waiting for a *tiny* spark of creativity from yous guys to provide me with the opportunity to use it...


Also STFU with the negativity fatass.
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
none of us can create, only destroy
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
Custom Title Request

I humbly request my title zero to be known as herfaderf. Because I put herf in my derf and exhausted my Nerf or nothing Nerf Cerf unit

http://beerstreetjournal.com/images/Sam-Adams-Deft-Alt-570x466.jpg
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
you'll never get what you asked for.

you're assigned what the gods consider appropriate.
Lain
Posted 11 years ago
lol
Zeeky4
Posted 11 years ago
i didn't post this
fuck i gotta change my pw again
audovoice
Posted 11 years ago
Android Games

Your android games don't work for me. They just crash before anything is loaded. More specifically goes to a black screen for half a second and then just exist to the home screen without any error) and the programs keep running in the background.

IDK if you tried them out already but I am guessing the games works on some things but not others. I do a little bit of android coding so I am going to toss out some possible problems I know of.

(resources) In the standard android SDK at least, the image resources can scale up to devices with larger or more detailed screens but they can't scale down. They just look for a smaller xml profile and if it is not there it just crashes. So people have different versions of xml display files with set names or resource folders like drawable-hdpi, so android just picks the right one. But if you make all those choices yourself with appcake you probably need to use some of the methods to find the characteristics of the android that is running it. I am not sure but I think a fast phone could scale down resources to fit from a tablet sized display, with really big buttons being resized to fit, provided it was not actually told the profile was for tablets. It is just if it sees something labeled as drawable-xhdpi it will not try to run it if the tablet is hdpi it will look for hdpi and if it does not see it it will look for mdpi and so on and if finds nothing it will just crash. So it is a runtime error that would only show up on an unsupported resolution/screen size.

(sample rate) If you play a sound in the android emulator it needs to be sample rate 8000 only but not all phones or tablets support that. 44100 is apparently always supported. It is in the specification for what constitutes an android device apparently. Something like that anyway.

(android version) I also wonder if my version of android is not supported. I am running non-rooted 4.0 android. An Acer Iconia Tab a100.

(manifest) I notice your app needs no special permissions, or any permissions at all. Which is really rare and that is cool but I think you still need a manifest file that lists the activities in it but IDK you are running appcake and I don't understand that but I think even native code applications need a manifest file. Does an appcake game still have activities? I would think it needs them.

You probably know this better than I do but for anyone else reading that is interested- The OS basically calls the different stages of the lifecycle. So when it is launched it calls OnCreat(only when first launched), then OnStart(next), then OnResume(anything that should only be loaded and active when the game is running like playing music). On pause gets called with the app is minimized. Then on stop and then on destroy if the app is exited or crashes. Activities have some or all of these methods and every activity that exists, if it is run or not, needs to be in the manifest. I don't think other classes need to be in the manifest but I don't know.

This maybe should be in wetSpam but I don't know if you read that. Think of this as my request to get you apps working. I would like to try them. Besides that the openAL in appcake really intrests me. I am locked into just plain java android my current project where I am needing to write a lot of low level audio stuff myself and it is confusing esoteric shit. A lot of really elegant yet bizzar audio code (Just look at this stuff http://musicdsp.org/archive.php?classid=1)in c++ that needs to be turned into java code. So I would like to try out appcake soon and use a decent audio library for once.
audovoice
Posted 11 years ago
I thought this was more easy than it is. I would need to install google market on my phone which needs a 4shared account to download. http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/21862/how-to-enable-the-android-market-in-the-google-android-emulator/
http://codekiem.com/2012/02/24/apk-downloader/
Or I would need to install a weird plugin for google Chrome that makes it look like I am an android on my pc, which may piss of google. Or I need to root my tablet which is kind of useful but I don't really want to bother with that. Root is not all that useful from what I remeber.

If I could just get the .apk files from you it would be simpler. If you don't want to post a link here you could email me a link but sending attachemnts to the email I signed up this account with may not work. I am not sure I still have that email.

The way the emulator works is there is basicaly a large file for each version of android you want to test on, about 2 gigs in all that you need to download and I do have all of them that do not need special signup. Honestly I am not that familiar with using logcat but I know it does have that.
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
Don't use the emulator, its too slow and makes more sense to plug a device in. Even with tweaks and a custom x86 build its still kinda bad.

Just use adb (from the android sdk), if you have a phone connected via usb and debuging enabled (one of the options on the phone) you can run "adb logcat" and it will dump out android logs whilst the phone runs normally.

if you can get that working on your device and post logs around the crash I can probably work out what went wrong and fix it...

Anyway if you have any interest in android its probably worth having a play with getting adb working with your device.
shi
Posted 10 years ago
things have been updated a lot since this post so if nothing has been posted here, i'm assuming stuff works.
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
My custom title

I have no idea

I feel left out of the custom title derfings
traces
Posted 11 years ago
locking the video with two horrendously overpowered alts is what's unbecoming
KAM
Posted 11 years ago
KAM has turned into a vampire shitpost magnet (20)
my fate as always.
seems legit.
traces
Posted 11 years ago
>erik
audovoice
Posted 11 years ago
minor errors

audovoice: reg game wetbasment
**reg Click here to play rgbTD0 and win upto 16000 cookies!**
and it does take you to http://rgbtd0.wetgenes.com/

This is clearly just something missmatched. An array I am guessing but what do I know.

And I still say the color changing is a bit messed up.

Wjoliste: reg color 003366
reg: Testing color #0191ff this color will cost 18904 cookies. To apply this color type reg color 0191ff 18904

if they type reg color 0191ff 18904 it will not work because it will try to give them some other color that does not cost 18904 cookies. They need to type reg color 003366 18904 which is just not clear to new users when they show up once in a blue moon and are not actualy Kam for once.

Also while I am at it it would be nice if there was a link to the games page somewhere, the forum and tv can be got to from the main page and you can then click on shadow from the forum but this is kind of round about. Just saying. And it probably would be nice to have a link to the main page from the forum too. As you can get to the forum by the tv and may never have seen the main page as can happen with new users sometimes, especialy if they were using the flash version which does not happen much anymore.

But I know you are probably messing with a lot of things now, I am guessing the game page is probably being updated since you updated the main page too.
shi
Posted 11 years ago
what traces said.

also, yes, thanks. links do need tightening up on level 3 on all the sites we have. it's just we have a lot of sites build up over a number of years and we are currently on a major site/system/network rehaul so you will see changes coming in slowly but surely over the next few months.

you should get all the links to the games on http://play.4lfa.com/ and i'll add shadow/hoehouse to that as well.
and possibly all other sites i can think of.
Kohaku
Posted 11 years ago
Typing "reg game" with an invalid argument (like "basment" instead of "basement") gives you a random link to a game, as if you just typed "reg game".
Athens
Posted 11 years ago
Chat doesn't support every single color in the Hex so it will defer to a similar color of what you requested if it's not available.
Franco53
Posted 11 years ago
[SOLVED]We need more users

Theres no users since 2012,somoene haves ideas?
Franco53
Posted 11 years ago
But they don't login
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
They're all Kam, XIX.
shi
Posted 11 years ago
so, technically, they all do log in. case closed.
Archangel
Posted 11 years ago
a test of morals

http://i.imgur.com/Wi9JaB7.gif

so I guess some people want to claim that they are 'helping' me by trying to get me to leave.

if you really do wish to help me, you can apologize to me in this thread. apologizing to me would not only make me more sane, but it'd make it easier to forgive you for being subhuman pieces of shit.

I look forward to getting no responses, because I know you how you guys are like and you are all terrible, soulless people.

Stop lying to yourselfs.

good day ;]
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
I'm sorry, jtab.
Archangel
Posted 11 years ago
oh you dont have to apologize, erik. even when you were banning me you were always in the right.

that being said, I appreciate it! thank you.
shi
Posted 11 years ago
take a break.
extrEEEEEEEme
Posted 11 years ago
More things to draw?

BACON, drama queen, slim jim, KAM, Jtab, Bitch, diablo, dross, cheese grater, waffle iron, vibrate, fragile, tail hole troubled, Magnus, captain, walrus diaper, connect 4, SANIC, pony, magic, Google Chrome, pokeballs, Hugh Hefner, WetVille, HoeHouse, Beavis, trampoline, Sixth, fresh prince, Marble Madness, ECCO the Dolphin, claptrap, Uncle Pennybags, Ricky Ricardo, clone, The Hamburglar, Dutch Oven, MXC Games, Ninja Warrior, crushed, pranking, vomiting


for itsacoop.
traces
Posted 11 years ago
+1 for sanic and ecco the dolphin
and maybe the golden ninja warrior
jellybean
Posted 11 years ago
how bout jesus? and penises
Bitch
Posted 11 years ago
jellybean wrote on Tue, 29 January 2013 17:31 how bout jesus? and penises

Keep your mexicans, but we'll take the male genitalia.
rockgvmt
Posted 11 years ago
wetgenes sudoku ?


it would be pretty neat IMO

you could get crowns and/or cookies for playing

whatever just an idea

thanks later

pic unrelated
Erik_Revolution
Posted 11 years ago
traces wrote on Wed, 30 January 2013 10:02this has already been requested though

3-4ish years ago.

http://www.wetgenes.com/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=1909& amp;rid=16288&srch=sudoku#msg_1909

Love how they ignored the original request.
shi
Posted 11 years ago
yes, ignoring means an [APPROVED] tag and a nod to making both games. totally ignored the request.
XIX
Posted 11 years ago
As you may have noticed. we are not making flash games anymore.

In fact I don't want to touch flash ever again.

Instead we are building our own engine across far too many platforms, which obviously takes some time (Most games developers do not do this simply because it eats up too much time). Still we are currently making quick games at the rate of 1 a month.

No these games do not give out cookies, the networking side of the engine has not been finalized yet. But they *will* do.

This is a big change, a really really big change.


In other news if you want a sudoku so much then stop being a fatass and make it yourself.

DROSS
Posted 11 years ago
shi
Posted 10 years ago
oh das good, have addded.
Anawnymouse
Posted 10 years ago
I want you to handle it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypP-Ck1fPmg
Revoltion
Posted 11 years ago
Thunderdome and then ban

So I thunderdomed Kam, on his "muhammed" account and basically the faggot enters the gentlemans game with his jew manners. This is supposed to be a fair game where two individuals are supposed to enter without cheating to settle their long time matters. I call this treachery and hope you, the admins, are able to revoke it, or even punish this kind of activity. Here are the screenshots.

http://i.imgur.com/x0wJe.png
http://i.imgur.com/y1ggz.png
http://i.imgur.com/y1ggz.png

Athens
Posted 11 years ago
Last "reset" happened in May I think it was.
"the muds"
Richie
Posted 11 years ago
jtab wrote on Mon, 07 January 2013 00:55no fowl

jellybean
Posted 11 years ago
lol.
felony
Posted 11 years ago
CHALLENGE

I challenge xdiablox to a 100-day mud THUNDERDOME!

I think it should be on wenesday, sometime during the gamecakejam as an added bonus. Let the gods witness glory!

Inb4 blox cries about 100 day-mud and pisses his pants <3
XIX
Posted 11 years ago

here is my proposed solution, if you do not sort this out I will do the following.



Mud felony.

jtubs will re emerge on another account, as always happens, probably a "borrowed" account so I suspect it will be pretty much instant.

when you start complaining about this shit again, I'm gonna mud *everyone* involved and probably some random other people, just because I feel like it. Also any fucker who decides to whine about these actions to shi or myself on behalf of anyone else.

So pretty much anyone who talks to either of us in chat or posts on the forum about any of this shit ever again, instant mud.




or, you could just deal with it yourself, now and in the future because YOU 'AVE DA POWAH!

Your call.
felony
Posted 11 years ago
[REDACTED]
felony
Posted 11 years ago
problem solved! erik won D:

let the record show that blox is a pussy though and was only saved through cock block.
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