I came here to say this ^ but boy, that escalated quickly. As le 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. I did nazi that coming. I see what you did there and I laughed way harder than I should have. You - I like you. 9/10, would read again. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7okcnLIR2E