OK NOW YOU BEtTeR FOLLOW THESE INsTRUcTIoNS OR YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE AND YOU FAmILY MEMBERS WILL GET CANCeR OR BURN TO DeATH LISTEN TO ME REpOST THIS OR it will really happen........
send this to-
**5 gay guys
**3 lesbos
**a cowboy
**superman
**and your mom
**also michaljordan's mom
**and after wards send it to 5000 more people then jump off a high surface
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have 2 Hours to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
READ THIS ALL OK ^_^
please read it all before you do any thing
This isn’t your average chain letter if you set eyes on it and don’t repost it “it” will in fact kill your family
this is one of those letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since the year 1327 BC and has bin
translated into more than 532 different languages including penguin
and
if you
repost this go0d things will happen like
you wont die of cancer
break this chain and a caveman will ass rape you with a prehistoric banana 5 times larger than the modern day watermelon
and if you don’t appease the reposting ghost caveman no one will find you body
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
this is serious shit
these
stories.
might convince you to repost this....
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First case:
Walter Sullivan was an average brain surgeon
he fucked up bad
on a man during surgery
and he transformed him into a crab gorilla
that then grabbed Walter
and lifted him up by his ass cheeks
and ripped him in two
also then he played la cucaracha with his balls
this happened because he didn’t repost this..........
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Story two:
A man named George Lucas grew a moustache
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story three:
Henry Cambridge was 14 with aids and gonorrhea he got this
and he was smart he reposted this and he got eternal life and
great demonic holy powers
and could tear phone books in half with his toes
and he became the queen of England and all muscle bananas
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_~MELT BANNANA~-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
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Final story:
My brother kite got addicted to heroin after I put it in his
coffee cause he didn’t listen I had to do it and now he’s dead
because he got addicted to heroin and Greg the caveman came
and " ' BOINK ' ".
……….What have you learned........
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OK NOW YOU BEtTeR FOLLOW THESE INsTRUcTIoNS OR YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE AND YOU FAmILY MEMBERS WILL GET CANCeR OR BURN TO DeATH LISTEN TO ME REpOST THIS OR it will really happen........
send this to-
**5 gay guys
**3 lesbos
**a cowboy
**superman
**and your mom
**also michaljordan's mom
**and after wards send it to 5000 more people then jump off a high surface
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have 2 Hours to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone
Greg the caveman …