IT WAS A LOVELY NIGHT IN WETVILLE AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY. FISH WAS WEARING A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL SUIT BECAUSE HE LOVES TO LOOK KAWAII. BUT THEN SOMEONE CAME DOWNSTAIRS WEARING A WHITE SHEET WITH EYEHOLES. EVERYONE WAS SCARED AND YUKARIN WET HERSELF. ''OH SHIT IT'S A SCARY GHOST I BET IT'S UP TO NO GOOD STARTING TROUBLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD'' SCREAMED BITCH. THEN GOLDENLEAF WAS NEKKID. ''I BET THAT GHOST CAME FROM THE GHOSTWORLD'' SAID SHI AND POINTED TO THE FRIDGE. ''LET'S SEAL UP THE PORTAL TO THE GHOSTWORLD'' BUT BEFORE THAT EVERYONE STUFFED PIDDLE STICK INTO THE FRIDGE AND LOCKED IT BEFORE TAPING PICTURES OF JEFF GOLDBLUM ON IT TO SEAL THE PORTAL TO THE GHOSTWORLD. PIDDLE STICK DECIDED TO JUST CHILL IN THE FRIDGE AND ATE THE FRUIT PIES. XIX SCATTERED SUGAR EVERYWHERE TO WARD OFF DIABETES VAMPIRES OUT TO DRINK THEIR INSULIN. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT TRACES WAS AN EVIL OBJECTIVIST SPIRIT ALL ALONG WHO THEN CURSED EVERYONE TO TURN INTO BASEMENT DWELLING LIBERTARIANS EVERY FULL MOON.
WETARDS IN: REVENGE OF THE SPIRIT OF LAST YEAR'S CHRISTMAS
THE WETARDS GANG WAS ALL GETTING DRUNK IN DA BAR. THE DRINKING SPEED WAS DANGEROUSLY APPROACHING CRITICAL SPEED. TAOKAKA HAD ALREADY PASSED OUT AND WAS BEING TRAMPLED ON BY A DRUNKEN CONGA LINE. DJBAKER WAS GOING ALL TIGER WOODS ON THE SEXY GIRL CALENDAR AND WAS ASKING ALL THE GIRLS ON THE CALENDAR FOR A DATE. THE BEER FAUCETS HAD BEEN LEFT ON AND BEER WAS FLOODING THE ROOM. BUT THEN COMMRADE KOMMISAR THOUGHT HE DETECTED THE FAINT SMELL OF EGGNOG AND A CHRISTMAS TREE MONSTER BURST THROUGH THE WALL LIKE KOOL-AID MAN. RAKIRO IMMEDIATELY DECORATED IT WITH PINE FRESHERS AND GOT COVERED IN NEEDLES, ENDING UP LOOKING LIKE A PORCUPINE. MEANWHILE FISH WAS STEALING THE URINAL CAKES IN THE BATHROOM BUT THEN HE PUKED AND GOT SCARED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE PUKED OUT HIS ORGANS. THEN XIX ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON AND CRUSHED AN ICE CUBE. THE ICE CUBE WOKE UP, GLAD THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A NIGHTMARE.
TAOKAKA WAS IN A PICKLE BECAUSE FISH WOULDN'T STOP LICKING HIS TASTY PICKLE. SO HE STARTED FARMING PICKLES IN SHI'S BACKYARD. XIX HELPED BY WATERING THE PLANTS WITH HIS URINE. BUT YUKARIN WAS BEING NAUGHTY AND SLIPPED SOME WEED SEEDS INTO THE SOIL. THIS CAUSED WEED TO GROW ALONG WITH PICKLES. TAOKAKA COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE ANYWAY SO HE CROSS POLLINATED THE PICKLES AND WEED CREATING PICKLEED. BITCH TASTED TAOKAKA'S PICKLEED AND BECAME A RASTAFARIAN PRIEST. BITCH STARTED EVANGELIZING AND SPREADING THE JOY OF PICKLEEDS ALL OVER AMERICA. BUT THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO THEY BANNED AMERICA. AND SO AMERICA AND BRITAIN STARTED A HOLY WAR THAT LASTED FOR THOUSANDS OF NANOSECONDS. MEANWHILE DESU_BOKU ENSLAVED THE NATIVE POPULATION OF MAILBOXES IN AUSTRALIA.
entombor2 wrote on Sat, 15 May 2010 00:46Since Kam left, I decided to come back and in no way are we the same person, and if you don't believe it i'll get mad
cool story bro
IT WAS A LOVELY NIGHT IN WETVILLE AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY. FISH WAS WEARING A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL SUIT BECAUSE HE LOVES TO LOOK KAWAII. BUT THEN SOMEONE CAME DOWNSTAIRS WEARING A WHITE SHEET WITH EYEHOLES. EVERYONE WAS SCARED AND YUKARIN WET HERSELF. ''OH SHIT IT'S A SCARY GHOST I BET IT'S UP TO NO GOOD STARTING TROUBLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD'' SCREAMED BITCH. THEN GOLDENLEAF WAS NEKKID. ''I BET THAT GHOST CAME FROM THE GHOSTWORLD'' SAID SHI AND POINTED TO THE FRIDGE. ''LET'S SEAL UP THE PORTAL TO THE GHOSTWORLD'' BUT BEFORE THAT EVERYONE STUFFED PIDDLE STICK INTO THE FRIDGE AND LOCKED IT BEFORE TAPING PICTURES OF JEFF GOLDBLUM ON IT TO SEAL THE PORTAL TO THE GHOSTWORLD. PIDDLE STICK DECIDED TO JUST CHILL IN THE FRIDGE AND ATE THE FRUIT PIES. XIX SCATTERED SUGAR EVERYWHERE TO WARD OFF DIABETES VAMPIRES OUT TO DRINK THEIR INSULIN. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT TRACES WAS AN EVIL OBJECTIVIST SPIRIT ALL ALONG WHO THEN CURSED EVERYONE TO TURN INTO BASEMENT DWELLING LIBERTARIANS EVERY FULL MOON.
THE WETARDS GANG WAS ALL GETTING DRUNK IN DA BAR. THE DRINKING SPEED WAS DANGEROUSLY APPROACHING CRITICAL SPEED. TAOKAKA HAD ALREADY PASSED OUT AND WAS BEING TRAMPLED ON BY A DRUNKEN CONGA LINE. DJBAKER WAS GOING ALL TIGER WOODS ON THE SEXY GIRL CALENDAR AND WAS ASKING ALL THE GIRLS ON THE CALENDAR FOR A DATE. THE BEER FAUCETS HAD BEEN LEFT ON AND BEER WAS FLOODING THE ROOM. BUT THEN COMMRADE KOMMISAR THOUGHT HE DETECTED THE FAINT SMELL OF EGGNOG AND A CHRISTMAS TREE MONSTER BURST THROUGH THE WALL LIKE KOOL-AID MAN. RAKIRO IMMEDIATELY DECORATED IT WITH PINE FRESHERS AND GOT COVERED IN NEEDLES, ENDING UP LOOKING LIKE A PORCUPINE. MEANWHILE FISH WAS STEALING THE URINAL CAKES IN THE BATHROOM BUT THEN HE PUKED AND GOT SCARED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE PUKED OUT HIS ORGANS. THEN XIX ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON AND CRUSHED AN ICE CUBE. THE ICE CUBE WOKE UP, GLAD THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A NIGHTMARE.
TAOKAKA WAS IN A PICKLE BECAUSE FISH WOULDN'T STOP LICKING HIS TASTY PICKLE. SO HE STARTED FARMING PICKLES IN SHI'S BACKYARD. XIX HELPED BY WATERING THE PLANTS WITH HIS URINE. BUT YUKARIN WAS BEING NAUGHTY AND SLIPPED SOME WEED SEEDS INTO THE SOIL. THIS CAUSED WEED TO GROW ALONG WITH PICKLES. TAOKAKA COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE ANYWAY SO HE CROSS POLLINATED THE PICKLES AND WEED CREATING PICKLEED. BITCH TASTED TAOKAKA'S PICKLEED AND BECAME A RASTAFARIAN PRIEST. BITCH STARTED EVANGELIZING AND SPREADING THE JOY OF PICKLEEDS ALL OVER AMERICA. BUT THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO THEY BANNED AMERICA. AND SO AMERICA AND BRITAIN STARTED A HOLY WAR THAT LASTED FOR THOUSANDS OF NANOSECONDS. MEANWHILE DESU_BOKU ENSLAVED THE NATIVE POPULATION OF MAILBOXES IN AUSTRALIA.
These randumb stories make me smile. They should all be put into a book.
cool story bro